9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT EVERYONE
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the
fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the tv remote because they
refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before
it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.
This one rules.
8. When people say "life is short".
What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone
ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?