I'm pretty, but not beautiful.
I have an okay body, but not a 'double take' body.
I was good at soccer, but not 'play all 90 minutes' good.
I am smart, but not 'gold card/good college' smart.
I dress cute, but I'm usually too lazy to actually wear the stuff I have.
I'm a good friend, but people still feel the need to talk shit about me.
Hating myself just for you, Brandon.